i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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