Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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