This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you win again, gameday.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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