There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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