when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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