Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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