I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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