I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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