Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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