She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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