every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You need a sexual gate keeper
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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