When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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