i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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