and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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