the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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