Where did you get a picture of my penis
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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