Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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