My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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