we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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