I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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