My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
