I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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