sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I love you. Go after that dick
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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