Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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