I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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