entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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