You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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