So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
