two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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