Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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