are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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