I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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