I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
We have started to decorate penises.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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