You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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