Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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