Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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