is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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