I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
