I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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