I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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