The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
