if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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