I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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