this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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