only if we run a train.
done.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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