Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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