ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so let's talk penis.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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