$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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