So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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