I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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