whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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