ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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