we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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